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Ryder Freeman is the name, music is my game. 20 years young. Lead guitarist for Detour. Originally from Brooklyn, your typical New Yorker. I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge, days spent with my turtle Speedy, and nights getting completely fucked. Interpret the last thing how you'd like. No stranger to trouble. Currently single, so ladies, don't be shy.

[Obviously I'm not really Jack. Just another run of the mill roleplayer.]

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maleobjects:

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oh-kayden:

rydeonthewildside:

oh-kayden replied to your post: You are welcome.

I thought I was your queen.

You’re cheating on me, you slut.

You’re not my type, baby, you know that.

Is it because I’m white?

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oh-kayden replied to your post: You are welcome.

I thought I was your queen.

You’re cheating on me, you slut.

Queen Melody. Do you think anyone would get butthurt if I called you that?

I just woke up in a tent by myself. 

Where did everyone go?

Melody, you are officially my queen.

This is why we’re best friends. You’re gonna love your gift, by the way. 

oh-kayden:

rydeonthewildside replied to your post: Just finished the last tent. You bastards better…

I have a shit ton of In N Out burgers and McNuggets for us.

DID YOU GET ME A PONY?

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Who doesn’t?

juneadams:

I just met the nicest stripper ever.

Give her my number?